Lighter Side (Oct 2015)

---

Corny Halloween Q & A

Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. 

Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately.. 

Q: What's a Vampire's least favorite song?
A: Another one bites the dust! 
 
Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi 

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boos 

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit!
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snow man?  
A: Frostbite 

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?  
A: Hoblin Goblin 

Q: What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?  
A: Wrap!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?  
A: He had no body to dance with