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The Lighter Side (Apr 2013)

April 26, 2013
10 Jokes That Answer Age-Old Questions
 
Q:  Where does a one-armed man shop?
A:  At a secondhand store.
 
Q:  What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A:  Breathe! Breathe!
 
Q:  How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:  Who cares?  They never get the house anyway.
 
Q:  Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A:  Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
 
Q:  Who invented copper wire?
A:  Two tax attorneys fighting over a penny.
 
Q:  Where does a king keep his armies?
A:  In his Sleevies!
 
Q:  Who’s the patron saint of e-mail?
A:  St. Francis of a CC.
 
Q:  What do you get from a pampered cow?
A:  Spoiled milk.
 
Q:  Why was the opera singer arrested?
A:  He got into treble.
 
Q:  What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
A:  Dam!

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