The Lighter Side (Jan 2022)

TV Shows Without the Vowels
 
Identify these TV series in which we have removed the vowels and spaces from their titles. For example: DRKSHDWS = Dark Shadows
 
1. GMFTHRNS
 
2. LSTNSPC
 
3. GRNCRS
 
4. BRKNGBAD
 
5. STHPRK
 
6. TWNPKS
 
7. GDTMS
 
8. SSMSTRT
 
9. HWFV
 
10. THSSS
 

ANSWERS:
1. A Game of Thrones, 2. Lost in Space, 3. Green Acres, 4. Breaking Bad, 5. South Park, 6. Twin Peaks, 7. Good Times, 8. Sesame Street, 9. Hawaii Five-O, 10. This Is Us.
 

Valentine’s Day Jokes

1. Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? A calendar.
 
2. What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit? “I found the perfect match!”
 
3. What did one piece of toast say to the other? “You’re my butter half!”
 
4. Why did the dad approve of his daughter’s goalie-boyfriend? He was a real keeper.
 
5. Why were the forks disappointed on Valentine’s Day? All they wanted to do was spoon.
 
6. How did the two prunes confirm dinner plans? They said it was a date.
 
7. Why do air fresheners love Valentine’s Day? They’re so scent-imental.
 
8. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? “I’m stuck on you.”
 
9. Why did all the other fruit ask the banana to be their Valentine? She was very a-peel-ing.
 
10. Which type of flower is the best at giving smooches? Tulips.
 
Source: Parade: Kelsey Pelzer