It’s so hot that…
the fire hydrants are whistling for the dogs
no shirt, no shoes, no problem
the corn stalks are popping popcorn in the fields
the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs
people are eating hot peppers to cool off
seat belts can be used as branding irons
the cows are giving evaporated milk
no one knows why they call it Dry Idea deodorant
you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time
the birds are using potholders to pull worms from the ground
