The Lighter Side (June 2020)

1. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree

2. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves
 
3. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream

4. Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas 

5. And where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland! 

6. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea

7. What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone

8. What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars

9. Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.

10. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. 

11. What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish

12. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
They kept dropping their trunks. 

13. Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
Lake Eerie

14. What do you call a cantaloupe in a pool?
A watermelon

15. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.

—Amber Guetebier