More Classics from The Pumpkin Master... Ray Villafane
HALLOWEEN RIDDLES
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's
corn flakes?
A cereal killer
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A Hoblin Goblin!
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical.
How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.
What do you get if you cross a mad scientist with another mad scientist?
A horrible par a dox
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
Whom did the zombie invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.
