The Lighter Side (Oct 2020)

"Why did they let the turkey join the band?"  A: Because he had his own drumsticks.
 
"What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?"  A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
 
"If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?"  A: A goblet.
 
“What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?"  A: Plymouth Rock.
 
"What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?"  A: All about that baste.
 
"Why was the turkey put in jail?"  A: The police suspected fowl play.
 
"How come the turkey didn't eat dinner?"  A: He was already stuffed.
 
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?"  A: Pilgrims.
 
"Why did the cranberries turn red?"  A: Because they saw the turkey dressing.
 
"Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?"  A: There was no thyme.
 
"What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?"  A: The turkey trot.
 
"Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?"  A: Because they wear their buckles on their hats.
 
“What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?”   A: Your nose.

“Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?”  A: The outside.

Source: Countryliving.com