The Lighter Side (Sept 2021)

Why do ghosts go on diets? 
So they can keep their ghoulish figures
 
Where does a ghost go on vacation? 
Mali-boo.
 
Why did the ghost go into the bar? 
For the Boos.
 
Why did the ghost starch his sheet? 
He wanted everyone scared stiff.
 
What's a ghost's favorite dessert? 
I-Scream!
 
Why don’t mummies take time off? 
They’re afraid to unwind.
 
Why did the headless horseman go into business? 
He wanted to get ahead in life.
 
What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? 
Wrap music.
 
Why don’t mummies have friends? 
Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.
 
Why did the vampire read the newspaper? 
He heard it had great circulation.
 
How do vampires get around on Halloween? 
On blood vessels.
 
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? 
It’s a pain in the neck.
 
What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? 
A grave problem.
 
Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? 
They have no body to love.
 
Know why skeletons are so calm? 
Because nothing gets under their skin.
 
What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
 
Lighter Side Source: Countryliving.com